10 Best Excuses For Sleeping at Your Desk

10 Best Excuses For Sleeping at Your Desk
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The humor in the sentences below was not written by me, it was sent to a friend through mass e-mail messages, however, I found it so amusing that I had to share it on my Blog! Happy Reading!

10. “They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen.”

9. “This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to.”

8. “Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time.”

7. “I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new business strategy.”

6. “I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.”

5. “I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?”

4. “Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out how to handle that big accounting problem.”

3. “Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?”

2. “Who put decaf in the wrong pot?!?”

AND, THE NUMBER ONE BEST THING TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK:

1. Raise your head slowly and say, “…in Jesus name, Amen.”

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Director of Digital Marketing Strategy by Day, Blogger by Night. Mother to my lovely Hana and a food addict.

Comments

  1. i loooove the first and last ones! they could also be used at uni as well… so hilarious!

  2. U give HR a bad name 😉
    Like! loool

    H.

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